Life Threatening Things that May Happen to Me While in Italy

.Hit by a car
.Run over by a vespa
.Smooshed by a bus
.Electrocuted by my adapter (it sparks everytime I plug something in)
.Fig overdose
.Brain explosion from trying to understand
.Second-hand smoke cancer
.Asthma attack from climbing stairs
.Falling over the balcony that is my room